posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 27
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 15
From http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI…E:L:LCA:US:1123
Yes, this is listed on eBay! Glory!
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In a strange but true tale for the ages, a man in Anchorage has found himself in possession of a Holy Brick. According to Brother Jeff of http://www.christianityisbullshit.com, “It began as any normal day would. I was walking down the street on the way to work. But all of a sudden the Holy Spook suddenly magically caused me to fix my gaze upon a certain brick on a certain building. At first, I saw nothing out of the ordinary, but as I continued to focus on the glorious brick, an image began to appear. As I watched it materialize, I realized that it was Kryasst! I found Kryasst! Imagine my excitement as I found myself gazing upon the holy face of my Lard and Slaver Geeezus Kryasst! Glory! I could hardly contain myself as I reached for my trusty camera to photograph the Holy Image! Imagine my further joy when the Holy Spook flew down from the Sky Kingdom and landed on my shoulder in the form of a Dove and talked and promised me that the Holy Image would bring in millions of dollars from the faithful!”
I cannot part with the Holy Brick itself as it is a special blessing from the Holy Farter, but the Lard has specially ordained and blessed Authorized Images to be sold for $25 each. If the Lard moves upon you to obtain a copy of the Holy Image, I promise that your glorious money will be put to some glorious use, as the Lard wills it to be done. And I promise that the Holy Image will bring many glorious blessings into your life! Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 13
Christians tend to be adamant that they have the one and only TRUTH. But it just ain’t so. Here is a glorious list of resources on Christianity that I hope proves useful. Glory!
† Evidence for Magical Undeadening
Here is all of the evidence for the alleged Magical Undeadening of Jesus Christ. Did it really happen? You decide!
Here is all of the evidence for the existence of God. Does God exist? You decide!
† Evidence concerning the Bible
Here is all of the Evidence that the Bible is the “word of God”. Is it? You decide!
† Fundamentalist Christianity - A Destructive Cult
Fundamentalist Christianity fits the bill as a strongly anti-intellectual, anti-science mind control cult. Glory!
† Brainwashing and FEAR: The Tools of the Church
Brainwashing and FEAR tactics are used by the Church to gain and then keep converts. FEAR, guilt, and shame are used to keep believers in line and to keep believers from critically examining their beliefs and thinking for themselves.
† Christianity’s Imminent Downfall
According to the author of this article, Christianity’s days are numbered. Glory!
† Mind Control - The BITE Model
Fundamentalist Christianity is a mind control cult which fits the BITE model.
† Recovery from Religious Abuse
This articles offers advice for recognition of and recovery from religious abuse.
† Why I Don’t Buy the Resurrection Story
Brother Richard Carrier explains why he doesn’t believe that Jesus is Magically Undead.
† Famous Quotes on the Bible and the Christian Religion
A collection of famous quotes on the Bible and the Christian religion. Contains quotes both ancient and more modern from people such as Brothers Seneca, Voltaire, Mark Twain, Thomas Paine, and Robert Green Ingersoll.
† Martin Luther - The Deranged Theologian
This page contains several disturbing, disgusting, and hilarious quotes from Brother Martin Luther.
† Christianity: The Verdict of History
These pages examine the less-than-stellar history of Christianity and its influence on the world.
† Fundamentalism: A Dangerous Reverence for Words
This article presents fundamentalism as a dangerous reverence for words.
† Christianity Denigrates Women
Christianity and the Bible denigrate women and treat them as second-class citizens.
Brother Dan Barker’s excellent letter to Christians.
† Hell - The Strongest Argument against Christianity
The morally reprehensible, monstrously evil doctrine of Hell is the strongest moral argument that there is against the alleged truth of the Christian faith.
The author of this article argues persuasively that fundamentalist belief should be classified as a mental disorder.
Brother Paul Tobin offers a convincing argument for mythical nature of the “Empty Tomb” story in this article.
† What Did the Sign on the Cross Say?
Brother Mark Smith examines the contradictions between what the sign on the cross says between the gospels.
This article explores the contradictions in the accounts of Brother Paul’s conversion.
† Victims of the Christian Faith
A very long and very disturbing list of the atrocities committed by Christians throughout history.
The notion that the United States is a Christian nation is a popular Christian myth, but it is just that - a MYTH - as Brother Farrell Till reveals.
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 12
This site has been around for a long time, but it’s still funny and entertaining as hell. You can dress up the Lard Jesus in several different costumes, reset things, and then try something gloriously different. Check it out here:
Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 11
With this kind of idiocy and ignorance sadly typifying Christianity, is it any wonder that I am no longer a Christian? I have NO desire to be associated with such morons, especially when they are willfully that way. Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 10
Christians often make the claim that amazingly accurate Bible prophecy proves God, and proves that the Bible and the Christian faith are true. This claim is untrue, as proved by the information below. Biblical prophecy is actually not very impressive and it proves nothing.
† Examination of the Prophecies
Brother Thomas Paine’s famous examination of Biblical prophecy.
† FALSE Prophecies in the Bible
A look at undeniably FALSE prophecies in the Bible. Glory!
† FAILED Prophecies in the Bible
A look at several FAILED prophecies in the Bible. Glory!
Brother Paul Tobin’s examination of Messianic Prophecies in the Bible.
† The Fabulous Prophecies of the Messiah
A gloriously excellent article that examines the prophecies of the Messiah in the Bible.
† The Lowdown on God’s Showdown
A glorious article by Brother Ed Babinski that explores the history of God’s Showdown, which to believers is always just around the corner. Glory!
† Prophecy - Imaginary and Unfulfilled
Brother Farrell Till reveals that prophecy is imaginary and unfulfilled. This is an EXCELLENT article that Brother Jeff highly recommends! Glory!
† The Myth of Prophecy Fulfillment
Brother Farrell Till discusses the myth of prophecy fulfillment.
A look at how prophecies are recycled for each generation of believers.
“Almost all evangelical Christians believe that the writing of the Bible was divinely inspired and represents God’s main revelation to humanity. They also believe that the Bible contains special features which constitute evidence of its divine inspiration. This would be a use of the Bible to prove God’s existence within natural theology rather than within revealed theology, since the book’s features are supposed to be evident even to (open-minded) skeptics. Furthermore, since a divinely inspired work must be true, those features are thereby also evidence of the Bible’s truth, and thus can be used in support of Christianity as the one true religion. When expressed that way, the reasoning can be construed as an argument both for God’s existence and for the truth of the gospel message from the alleged special features of the Bible. We may refer to it as ‘the Argument from the Bible.’”
† The Failure of Daniel’s Prophecies
The prophecies of the book of Daniel have fascinated readers and created controversy for the past two thousand years. Evangelical Christians believe that the prophet Daniel, an official in the courts of Near-Eastern emperors in the sixth century BC, foretold the future of the world from his own time to the end of the age. Actually, the book was written in Palestine in the mid-second century BC by an author who expected God to set up his everlasting kingdom in his own near future. The failure of his prediction refutes evangelical claims that the Bible is inerrant and prophecy proves its divine inspiration.
“While an interesting book in its own right, the book of Daniel is not a record of the future. It is, in fact, a testament to the time that inspired it, the terrible persecutions of the Jews under Antiochus in the late second century BCE. To cast it as a prophecy of days to come, divorced of its historical context, is to miss its real meaning.”
† The Problem of the Virgin Birth Prophecy
Carrier summarizes the debate over whether Isaiah in 7:14 meant ‘virgin’ in what is taken by Christians to be a prophecy of the messiah’s birth. He concludes that whatever the case Isaiah probably did not mean a virgin would conceive in any supernatural sense.
† Prophecy of Virgin Birth Debunked
Probably the most famous of all prophecies is the prophecy of the virgin birth of Jesus. As we shall soon see, this is not a prophecy of a virgin birth, not a prophecy about Jesus and probably not a prophecy at all.
As a pastor, I often made reference in my sermons to the “astounding prophecies of the Bible,” which I believed proved the deity of Christ and the divine inspiration of Scripture beyond a reasonable doubt. It was my sincere conviction that if an unbeliever examined, for example, the Messianic prophecies embedded in the Old Testament with an open mind, he would walk away a convert to Christ. How many prophecies are we talking about here? Well, that depends on who you ask. Jews for Jesus point to several dozen Messianic prophecies, while Josh McDowell in Evidence that Demands a Verdict claims “over 300 references to the messiah that were fulfilled in Jesus.” According to ChristianAnswers.Net, “The probability that Jesus of Nazareth could have fulfilled even eight such prophecies would be only 1 in 1017” (that’s 10 to the power of 17).
For decades, I accepted this standard defense of the Christian faith without question. It was not until a Bible class earlier this year that serious doubts about the Messianic prophecies began to bubble to the surface.
Bible Prophecy is a Scam. Not only have prior prophecies failed, Christians can offer no explanation. “The Virgin Mary” cult was soundly debunked along with the fallacious parthenogenesis lie that offends billions of people today, decades ago. Yet, even patiently explaining how the answer is in the same bible misused by duped early Christians, only skeptics seem able to handle the hard work of thinking.
† Prophecies, Promises, and Misquotes in the Bible
Many prophecies, promises and misquotes in the Bible outlined and commented on at the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible site.
Christians claim that the Bible has hundreds of fulfilled prophecies, and is proof of its divine inspiration. In actuality, these so called fulfilled prophecies failed, were false or weren’t prophecies at all. Many of these prophecies are so vague, they can be attributed to different events. It’s also a fact that the Bible was written 100’s, even 1000’s of years after these presumed prophecies and their “fulfillment” took place.
† More Failed Bible Prophecies
More failed prophecies in the Bible.
† Even More Failed Bible Prophecies
More failed Bible prophecies… from Capella’s Guide to Atheism
† Even More Failed Bible Prophecies!
From the Talk Origins Index to Creationist Claims…
† False Prophecies About the Judgment Day
An Islamic site that points out false prophecies concerning the Judgment Day in the Bible.
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 8
Jesus described what those who believed in him would be able to do. If you can’t do these things then you are not a REAL Christian. Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 8
RationalistTube is back and better than ever! It’s a YouTube-like site for atheists, agnostics, humanists, and other freethinkers. Check it out here:
http://www.rationalisttube.com
Feel free to join and upload some videos!
Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 7
This short but glorious video makes the case that Jesus is a myth. Glory!
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posted by Brother Jeff on Aug 7
This is my glorious prayer for Dave and the Ex-Christian.net forums. Glory!
